Yo! Where my red strands at? I paint Frank Lloyd Wright, while you think I’m Mike Brady And operators down our run and call us crazy We get rounded specs, but they ain’t for looks It’s from staring at our screens and all those history of the world We alter an empty space, into a world of alternative Maintaining privacy, and tranquility Graduate from school, get changed the world, But I’m stuck designing thrones with a clockwise twirl We’re architects oh! With creative flair Re-designing the world, from structures to chairs It’s a daily grind, but we desire what we do A fulfilling job giving you a better opinion Lord of the Elmer’s, and emperor of scraps Building modelings our of paper, and bottle caps I’m a master of BIM, drawing strands with sprints, Except I’ll lose my mind, if Revit clangs GREEN is amber, and LEED is big, Know the golden triangle, and discover your trig Challenge the formula, push the envelope, Threw more glazing over here.
That is totally drugs! We’re architects oh! With creative flair Re-designing the world, from structures to chairs It’s a daily grind, but we desire what we do A fulfilling job giving you a better opinion Crank the A/ C in the agency merely to stay awake, Espresso and Red Bull till I get a stomach ache With our cotton blazers high, we have a sense of style, But to the rest of the world we are only detail and smile I read code books, while I’m on vacation Take pictures of, my recent invention We wear black and grey-haired, with no logos on our yarns So numerous sleepless nights we’re like the marching dead We’re architects oh! With creative flair Re-designing the world, from structures to chairs It’s a daily grind, but we desire what we do A fulfilling job giving you a better opinion Got so many magnitudes, myswell( might as well) call me a fish Does your lawn appear carrying? I’ll design you a dish Starchitects , no !, call them Hollywood performers, Cause they can’t deal with general contractors Spec book wasn’t clear so I got these RFI’s Patrons drawing changes that we all despise.
We get better FORM, than Jordan’s jump shot And designs that role like a million dollar yacht. We’re architects oh! With creative flair Re-designing the world, from structures to chairs It’s a daily grind, but we desire what we do A fulfilling job giving you a better opinion I’m an architect, “Oh you entail like Ted Mosby? “.
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